Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.

Every Sunday, we feature an exclusive Chuck Norris joke only seen here. They may not be as good as the old classic ones, but hopefully they'll be decently funny.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

The word ‘chuck’ comes from Chuck Norris.